I find it entirely hilarious when the girls in my school get pregnant. Something is completely wrong with our senior class. I am just so entirely grateful for being a Junior...
Two seniors have gotten pregnant. One was supposedly an accident, the baby was already born, he was two months early and probably the cutest thing you've ever seen. I designed a tattoo for the father, the best tattoo work I've ever done. The other was supposedly planned, which I find utterly hard to believe. This is the new girlfriend of my ex-boyfriend. I was with him for thirteen months and never came close to being pregnant. She has been with him for somewhere around two months. It's hard to believe that he's the father.
My mom is planning on sending my ex's mother a card, congratulating her on being a grandmother. Two teen parents in that family, and he hasn't been in school for the past week. Everyone is speculating that he's in the hospital, probably so run over by anxiety and panic attacks that he needed to be hospitalized.
She wants to name it Margaret Lauren because both of his ex's were crazy.
Rather be crazy than stupid, sweetheart.
Congratulations, you have class.
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